Wednesday, June 10, 2009

A bizarre happening...

Yesterday was the first time when I step into the police station near my house. U muz b curious what had happened to me. haha. NO, I did not shoplift. It was a joke that I was there due to shoplifting k?lolz. Anyway, the reason I was there was to accompany my frend little turtle to make a police report as he got a phone call saying he owe an amount of money to Celcom due to phone bills that were unpaid. However, the bizarre thing was, HE NEVER HAD A CELCOM NUMBER!!!

This was the photostat copy that we obtained from Celcom, stating the number of the phone as well as the particular of THE PERSON who subscribed for the number. Obviously, there is a lot of fake IDs and infos there including mother's name and also the address. And apparently, u dun nid to be there to subscribe a line as a FREND is enuf to help u do it.

This was the list of things needed in order to prove that Turtle here did not subscribed for the number. A police report, a birth certificate, any bill(electrical, water) from his home(to prove his address is not the one stated in the Celcom form) and a surat sumpah...

On this piece of paper is the phone numbers that was subscribed. The guy responsible for tis is unbelivably greedy, subscribing for 6 numbers in total...

This is the police report that we got. When we were making the report, the police officer really disappointed me. We asked if there will be any investigations done for this situation, and you know, the answer really really ruin the day...

Here is the dialogue between us:
A:So, akan apa-apa penyiasatan dibuat untuk kes ini?
Police: Penyiasatan? Nak siasat apa? Laporan ini untuk Celcom kan?
A:oo, maksud saya, akan tak penyiasatan dibuat untuk mencari orang yang bertanggungjawab untuk mendaftar nombor-nombor ini?
P:Aiya, kes macam ini biasa la. Tadi sudah ada satu. Kes ini memang biasa saja. Bukan u seorang yang kena saja.
A:Jadi lepas ini tak kan ada apa-apa penyiasatan?
P:Kalau u mau penyiasatan dilakukan, saya tak buat laporan ini dah. Saya perlu refer kamu kepada Jabatan lain dan kamu kena beri keterangan yang lebih lanjut. Ini makan banyak masa tau? Aiya, banyak orang yang kena kes-kes macam ini la. Sudah ada beberapa ribu kes dah...
A:Semua dari Celcom?
P:Taklah. Celcom, Maxis, Digi semua pun ada. Biasanya mereka buat laporan macam ini dan bagi company telefon tu lepas tu siap dah.
A:Maksudnya macam apa- apa pun tak berlaku.
P:ya.

God bless us...

11 comments:

dar_dar_ien said...

We went to space to make Roti Canai and Teh Tarik, bringing Nasi Lemak for space meal... Anything is possible here.

Malaysia Boleh~!! YAY~~

Playfair Cipher: UR UH IJ PS DG EC MD TV
Keyword : Decipher This
(Hehe, decipher this and u get what i meant)

Lulu a.k.a Devolle said...

T.T nennen, give me tipsssss on how to decipher T.T tips T.T tips T.T tips

dar_dar_ien said...

Google playfair and read on~ Its no fun if i just give u the answer. It is very easy de... wakakakakak

小乌龟 said...

ish..its so easy to decipher this..yeah..i love the answer.."proud to b malaysian"..yeah..

dar_dar_ien said...

yay~ Teng is the 1st one to decipher it.
Lulu still cant figure it out?? haha
take ur time la~

Lulu a.k.a Devolle said...

CANNOT~!!!!! i've created 5 blocks but something must have gone wrong somewhere.... =.=

richard said...

Lolz....beh tahan u all...

dar_dar_ien said...

add oil add oil~
Apology to Richard for abusing ur comment place.

richard said...

no prob...tat lulu so noob

KID said...

it took me 20 min to find out i miss out the last rule...=.=...swt...

richard said...

noob die...