Niga mania~

After watching so many nigahiga videos, I must say i am quite enjoying his videos. Copying his style, i would like to write out a script base on the mould of the nigahiga's 'how to be....' video.

*Computer sound: Owning!!!*
A: No... why am i feeding again?!
B: Damn, we lost coz u fed too much.*starts throwing punches at A'
A: ouch , ouch!!!

Mysterious sound: Hey you!
A: Who? Me?
Mysterious sound: Yes you!
A: My Dota wargod?
Mysterious sound: Tired of getting bullied in dota?*A nods* Tired of the never ending godlike ultra feeding spree?*A nods again* How to be a dota pro is the dvd for u!
*throws dvd to A, A catches, throws another at A and A falls to the ground*
Mysterious sound: This dvd come with 2 of ur very own personal trainers.

C: Hello, my name is jugger-yunero-tauren-lunatinker-feeder-pucky-pro
D: Hello, my name is... Gab

C&D: Ever dream of being a pro in dota? dream no more. Being a pro dota is as easy as it gets. Just follow the following laws and u will be an instant hit in the dota society.

C: lesson one, a pro dota kaki must dota all the time of the day, no matter the time. Food, work and sleep are all a waste of time.
*shows someone dota even in the toilet, when the boss is not looking, using leg to dota when he is sleeping, and dota in the room while days turn into nite'

C: lesson two, play with other dota kaki who are noobier than u. Remember, playing with noobs makes u feel so pro!
*C: yo, s'up man? lets dota to9 la... D: yeah sure.
C: (whisper) he is so noob he cnt even name one hero in the game. Items oso duno hw to buy....
Shows C playing with D, and the computer says 'owning'.
C: Yesh, I pawned you!!*

C: lesson three, never use the shortkeys for skills as it makes ur mouse controlling hand slow. Practice using ur mouse to click the skill and cast it as soon as u can.

D:If u follow all our advice, it shld b sth like tis...

*"Owning" from computer.
A: Yesh, I pawned all of them...wakakakakaka. Die noobs die.
Gangster: Damn, how dare you pawn me so much?
Gangster whacks A and ends him with a green ball*
PWNED



TEEHEE

p/s:gab and cipong, i m counting on u guys to act tis script out already. TQ.lolz

Cat, mouse and the other mouse

<-Come my mousey friend, I'll give you a lift.

Cats and mice are universal enemies as far as we know, since textbook in primary school and kindergarten says so. According to Chinese believe, it was due to the mouse's betrayal when they were racing to get a place in the Chinese zodiac. However, have you ever seen a cat being friendly with a mouse?

'Come my dear mousey,let me hug you,'
'Help~'--------------->

The cat and the other mouse

Its not fair!

A little something to share. Calvin and Hobbes. A cute comic strip which I saw while surfing the net. Especially like the middle one where the father says this 'The world isn't fair, Calvin'. How true is that? However, most people won't care that the world is not fair. It doesn't matter. People are like Calvin when he says 'I know. But why isn't it ever unfair in my favour?' Makes me think of the health science faculty friends...

'why can't we(medic and dental students) have 2 months' holiday? You guys(health science) can,'
'ITS NOT FAIR!!!'